Tuesday, 30 October 2012

Newsflash- Star Wars 7!


After George Lucas destroyed his creative legacy with star wars episodes 1,2 and 3, the cinematic universe breathed a sigh of relief, finally the pain was over, no more Jar Jar, bye bye clones, piss off ponytail. Until now... Disney is to buy Lucas-films for a staggering $4.05 Billion, and has already planned a star wars 7 due for an ambitious release date in 2015. Wah..wh.but..no..why..please..wait...is this bad?

Star wars episodes 1, 2 and 3 were so diabolically poor, Disney can only do better....right? Lucas clearly had a lucky break throughout his creative period whilst making 4,5 and 6 then hit... well no one really knows, it's up for deliberation,  a midlife crisis? an overdose of stupidity? or an obsession with bright lights, no one will EVER find out. However the point is Lucas was simply so poor surely the cinematic Juggernaut Disney can do something to repair the franchise?

Get rid of the clones! Get rid of the stupidity! Lose the' gungans' in a childish game of hide and seek! Just please PLEASE don't make this as disappointing as it's predecessors.  Totally unsure of where they could possibly go with the story, Disney are going to have to do something pretty special to draw in the thrice disappointed fans. This better not be a 3-D re re-release, a digital re-enhancement of the classics, or Toy story 4 fiendishly disguised under the star wars name, because the star wars franchise needs rekindling for the sake of the millions of fans.

Calum Russell

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